i had this weird sex dream last night where someone was squeezing lemons on my junk—it was about the hottest thing ever in the dream cause the person was, like, gently squeezing kind of cold lemon halves while holding them against me, then gently licking off the juice as it trickled down—it was completely random/outside of the realm of stuff i’m normally into, but it was the hottest thing ever in the dream

but now i’m kind of torn between whether that would be really hot irl or it would actually hurt and not in a good way.

are lemons, like, a thing?