JackRad

 patterntown said: Isn’t there a Susan Sarandon thing with lemons? Like, in a movie she squeezed some lemons all up on her boobs in an erotic context. That’s all I got.

um, i’ve definitely never seen that movie, but now i wanna see it—that sounds hot!  cause, you know, suddenly i keep having all these erotic thoughts and feelings about lemons and stuff.  srsly, i can’t get over that dream, it was so hot, this person had, like, gotten this book from the library that suggested all these cool sex things and one of them was like slowly squeezing cold lemon halves over someone’s junk and licking it off (there was other stuff too, but i don’t remember it), so this person was, like, going back and forth between doing hot sex things and reading this book—they were totally awkward and nerdy in the hottest way ever.

i kind of think the acidity might, like, burn or something though, but maybe it wouldn’t?  or maybe it would, like, tingle in a way that felt good?  or maybe i’m totally over-analyzing this strangely erotic sex-dream.