brbnightmares:

jackrad:

patterntown said: Isn’t there a Susan Sarandon thing with lemons? Like, in a movie she squeezed some lemons all up on her boobs in an erotic context. That’s all I got.

um, i’ve definitely never seen that movie, but now i wanna see it—that sounds hot! cause, you know, suddenly…

This sounds like some straight-up White Palace shit you guys. Co-starring James Spader and a pink vibrator. Sounds worth checking out, right?

She also threw lemons down a garbage disposal in The Banger Sisters and Goldie Hawn is all like “Why are you wasting those perfectly good lemons????”

So really Susan Sarandon may very well have a rich on-screen history with this sunny, ovoid citrus fruit!

If it’s not Susan Sarandon I bet it’s Kim Basinger. That sounds like some shit Kim would be into.

maybe i need to fuck susan sarandon