some girl stole my diary from grade 7 and posted it on the internet.  that’s the only explanation for how she was able to reach into my 13 year old soul and describe my teenage love for hanson in such detail.  also, this essay is really good.  but mostly, hanson:

“I think I am officially obsessed. Obsessed over the Hanson brothers. Every other minute is concentrated on them, their good looks, their funny personality, their great hair, great songs, music, lyrics, etc. I can’t get them out of my head, no matter how hard I try. Ugh! One of my dreams would be to meet them and become great friends with them or even more. Pretty dumb, huh? Actually it’s not. They are my idols, practically my role models. They’ve inspired me & I really look up to them. Who knows? Maybe miracles do happen! Bye!”